While you were waiting to be released from re-education camp, Jade Helm 15, the takeover of America (OK, mostly just Texas) by Obama’s jackbooted legions of special ops FEMA agents striking from bases in shuttered Walmart stores connected by secret tunnels, came to an end.
Or, as Steve Benen writing for MSNBC put it:
Congratulations, America, you managed to avoid a military takeover of the United States and the dictatorial imposition of martial law.
A spokesman for Army Special Operations Command, which led the summer-long military training exercise, described the operation as an overall success. Formal after-action reviews will determine what, if any, lessons were learned from the experience.
Until then, I’ve got a lesson for you: Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.